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Hello, Pronouns Are Gross - T-shirt
Hello, Pronouns Are Gross - T-shirt
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Fight the woke with the "Pronouns Are Gross" t-shirt from Midlife Rebel Clothing Club. This gritty design challenges the absurdity of forced identity politics and the cultural mandate to conform. With its unapologetic message, this shirt is for those who respect individuality but reject the pressure to play along with every trend.
Crafted from high-quality materials, it’s as durable as it is daring—perfect for rebels who aren’t afraid to stand apart. Wear it, own it, and let the world know: you don’t follow, you lead.
For the outspoken and unapologetic.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
"Your T-Shirt, Made Just for You!"
At Midlife Rebel, we believe great things take time—like your new favorite t-shirt. Each design is made on-demand, just for you, the moment you place your order. This means we don’t waste resources or create piles of unwanted inventory—because we know rebels like you prefer quality over shortcuts.
It takes a little longer to create as our team is crafting your t-shirt with care, grit, and a touch of rebellion. So thanks for your patience—it’s what makes this shirt uniquely yours!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |

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